Description: Here's Max's Pomeranian dog in a Hawaiian shirt, being a shitty little satan.
$15.00
Description: It's a rat who's also an astronaut! How novel!
Description: Part of Max Scoville's series of awful paintings of awful monsters on awful vacation.
Description: They stay up all night, eat garbage, and make a mess. Raccoons are the rowdy adolescents of the animal kingdom.
Description: BARK YES? NO? YES! Buy a shirt. Nobody knows what the fuck it means. Dogs are funny.
Description: Geese suck ass, they're always shitting on playgrounds and stuff. For every one of these shirts that is sold, we will firebomb one entire goose-filled playground.