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Geese: Nature's Criminals Card

$13.50
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Geese suck ass, they're always shitting on playgrounds and stuff. For every one of these shirts that is sold, we will firebomb one entire goose-filled playground.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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